can someone be my penpal and we’ll write long nice letters to eachother and sometimes send cute gifts of sweets or other nice things

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having my bed to myself means that i can sleep in just my pants and know that i wont be cold which is sort of really nice

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officialtylerdurden:

‘Her new boyfriend has an incredibly long neck.’
- Submarine (2010)

why am i not cute with really long legs why can i not pull off cute clothes

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I just wanna have dirty blonde hair and be able to wear cute 1920’s clothes

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sexualfrustrationmama:

we don’t need to “teach girls to say no”, we need to teach boys to take “no” for an answer so that girls who learn to say no, who already say no, who’ve been saying no can feel like it’s even a viable option that’ll have an effect in the first place

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my-milkshake-brings:

southernbelle-raisinhell:

THIS IS A FUCKING WOMBAT OMFG

wombat nananananananananana wombat

nosdrinker:

i’ve never been happier in my entire life


yovegan:

me